Confetti

Confetti is made of paper and magic. It was first discovered by the tiny mushroom people of Nova Scotia. Once it was discovered that confetti could cure cancer, it was bought up by Google and is being rationed accordingly. Other forms of confetti are made from baby’s tears. Not the sad kind, but rather the crazy laughing baby cute kind. Of course Google acquired the right to that confetti as well. Confetti saved a baby calf named Norman from being slaughtered, true story.

Marijuana

Most people think of Marijuana as a drug although it has many uses. It is commonly associated with being high but is also used for health care purposes. It is associated with hippies, rappers, drunken midgets, carneys and cancer. Marihootchie can be linked to healthcare, dumbing down your brain, making you laugh uncontrollably and give you a craving for funyuns. It is part of a national debate on legalization and drug smuggling. Old ladies call it dope.